I'm NOT Colorblind! Unscented All-Natural Soap
We currently have three bars of unscented soap in our all-natural soap collection, so for those of you who prefer to go sans scent, we got you covered! While these soaps may be "lacking" added essential oils, that's all these lovely bars are missing! Please visit the additional info sections for all of the nitty gritty details about this unscented bar of soap :)
Allergen warning
Please note that all of our products contain unrefined coconut oil, most contain unrefined sweet almond oil, and some contain unrefined shea nut butter. Please refer to the ingredients list for complete details.
Want more?
Interested in our other unscented soap bars? Then we'd love it if you'd check out our other options. You can find one here: Do You Smell That? (no. it's unscented) and the other here: Goodnight, Mama
I'm NOT Colorblind!
Ingredients
olive oil*, water, coconut oil*, cacao butter*, sodium hydroxide**, sweet almond oil*, castor oil*, pure kaolin clay, activated charcoal, rosemary antioxidant* (*certified organic ingredient) (**none remains after saponification)
Product Details
Name: I'm NOT Colorblind!
What you get: One 3.6 oz bar of soap
Scents: Unscented
Colors: Black, gray & white
Colorants: Activated charcoal
Lather: A clean, satisfying lather
Texture: This bar of soap is surprisingly smooth in spite of the activated charcoal; I'd call it "sporadically textured"
Washcloth test: Will leave gray marks on a white washcloth due to the activated charcoal, but I've always found them to rinse clean
Free from: Artificial colors, micas, synthetic fragrances, preservatives, animal products
Made where: Handcrafted in New England
Soap use & storage
Please use a well-draining soap dish with adequate airflow to ensure that your soap dries out properly between uses. Allowing your soap to languish in water will turn it to mush and shorten its lifespan significantly (and unnecessarily!).
For more soapy tips, please visit our FAQ page :)
Refund policy
Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns, but you are entitled to a full refund or replacement if your soap is somehow defective or if you’ve received the wrong item (please contact us within 3 days of receipt). One of the reasons we decided to sell our soaps is because we think they’re crazy awesome, and we’re really hoping that you will too! But in the event that you’re completely underwhelmed by our sudsy product, please don't hesitate to reach out and we'll do our best to make you happy :)
Story behind the name
It wasn't until my girls and I were admiring a particularly vibrant red cardinal perched in a (very green) evergreen tree one day that I realized how differently Scott sees the world. While we oohed and ahhed over an almost neon-bright bird, he struggled to find it because, through his eyes, it was nearly the same color as the tree.
He vehemently disagrees with our colorblind assessment, however, and I've often toyed with the idea of buying him a pair of those corrective colorblind glasses so that he can see what the world looks like through my eyes. But then, I always refrain. Would it be cruel? Because you can't miss what you've never had, right? And I fear the world would become depressingly drab to him unless those glasses were perched upon his nose.
So for now, I'll just stick to the teasing and leave him, quite contentedly, in his monochrome world. Perhaps one day he'll buy himself a pair of those magical specs and start blubbering over the beauty of the world, much as Winnie the Bish did in New Girl. ("Nobody told me fruit was different colors!!") But until then, ombre soap it is!