(quit nitpicking) VIRGO All-Natural, Handcrafted Soap
It's actually pretty unbelievable that I have none of the perfectionist Virgo energy in my birthchart! (I'm not even going to tell you how many times I've combed through this website looking for misspellings and errors of any kind!) I do love this practical and grounded energy, though. For all of the nitty gritty details--and how you can snag a free gift--please visit the additional info sections :)
Allergen warning
Please note that all of our products contain unrefined coconut oil, most contain unrefined sweet almond oil, and some contain unrefined shea nut butter. Please refer to the ingredients list for complete details.
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(quit nitpicking) VIRGO
Ingredients
olive oil*, coconut oil*, water, avocado oil*, sodium hydroxide**, castor oil*, frankincense essential oil*, French green clay, black spruce essential oil*, rosemary antioxidant* (*certified organic ingredient) (**none remains after saponification)
Product details
Name: (quit nitpicking) VIRGO
What you get: One 4 oz bar of soap
Scent: A earthy blend of frankincense & black spruce
Scented by: 100% pure & organic essential oils
Texture: This bar of soap is completely smooth & without texture
Lather: A delightfully creamy lather
Washcloth test: May leave the faintest of greenish marks on a white washcloth due to the natural clays, but I've always found them to rinse clean
Colors: Green
Colorants: French green clay
Free from: Artificial colors, micas, synthetic fragrances, preservatives, animal products
Made where: Handcrafted in New EnglandSoap use & storage
Please use a well-draining soap dish with adequate airflow to ensure that your soap dries out properly between uses. Allowing your soap to sit in a puddle of water will quickly turn it to mush and shorten its lifespan significantly (and unnecessarily!).
For more soapy tips & tidbits, please visit our FAQ page :)
Refund policy
Due to the nature of our items, we do not accept returns, but you are entitled to a full refund or replacement if your soap is somehow defective or if you’ve received the wrong item (please contact us within 3 days of receipt). One of the reasons we decided to sell our soaps is because we think they’re crazy awesome, and we’re really hoping that you will too! But in the event that you’re completely underwhelmed by our sudsy product, please don't hesitate to reach out and we'll do our best to make you happy :)
Story & FREE GIFT!
Let me just start by saying that these snarky soap names targeting a lower expression of each zodiac sign are purely in good fun! My girls and I got a kick out of tossing around names and bringing this idea to life, but I'll admit to feeling some degree of discomfort as well. As an evolutionary astrologer, my focus in every reading is on the HIGHER expression of each sign--what it is we should be embracing with the specific energies of the sign we were born under. What is our evolutionary goal in this lifetime? How can we achieve it? What does it look like when we're succeeding, and what does it look like when we're not?
Sure, I always make sure to address the lower expressions of a sign during a reading (because we've most probably expressed/are expressing them), but the point in addressing them isn't to shame anyone but to empower them; sometimes you can't do better until you know better, right? Consequently, I've decided to balance out this snarky soap name by including a "brief" (when it comes to me and words, nothing is ever brief) synopsis of the evolutionary goal of the sign (corresponding to the bar you purchased) and included that info in your package. We're each here to accomplish certain victories and to experience certain things, and I'm a firm believer in the idea that evolutionary astrology can offer important guidance and direction to help us get there :)